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cat63 at 01:07pm on 13/02/2017
cat63 at 01:07pm on 13/02/2017Scammer :Hello?
Me (with cheerful enthusiasm) Hello! Earwigs International, how can I help you?
Scammer: Is that Mrs Hag?
Me: (Still being annoyingly cheerful)What sort of earwigs would you like? Blue or pink? We have a special on orange ones this week!
Scammer: Mam, listen to me, I'm calling from Microsoft and...
Me Really? I'm so pleased they want some of our earwigs! We have some special polka dot ones!
Scammer: dial tone....
I'm particularly proud of this one as if was done entirely off-the-cuff... :)
Me (with cheerful enthusiasm) Hello! Earwigs International, how can I help you?
Scammer: Is that Mrs Hag?
Me: (Still being annoyingly cheerful)What sort of earwigs would you like? Blue or pink? We have a special on orange ones this week!
Scammer: Mam, listen to me, I'm calling from Microsoft and...
Me Really? I'm so pleased they want some of our earwigs! We have some special polka dot ones!
Scammer: dial tone....
I'm particularly proud of this one as if was done entirely off-the-cuff... :)
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