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Scammer :Hello?

Me (with cheerful enthusiasm) Hello! Earwigs International, how can I help you?

Scammer: Is that Mrs Hag?

Me: (Still being annoyingly cheerful)What sort of earwigs would you like? Blue or pink? We have a special on orange ones this week!

Scammer: Mam, listen to me, I'm calling from Microsoft and...

Me Really? I'm so pleased they want some of our earwigs! We have some special polka dot ones!

Scammer: dial tone....

I'm particularly proud of this one as if was done entirely off-the-cuff... :)